fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

galifianafuck:

“hey whats your zodiac sign”

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averypottermormon:

harry-twater:

I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS

it would be accurate either way

averypottermormon:

harry-twater:

I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS

it would be accurate either way

usb-dongle:

one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

usb-dongle:

one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish