f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

image

black to the fuchsia

oh my god

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there