Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

At gunpoint everybody loves you!!

*at a pro wrestlers funeral*
family member: he was a great father and husband who was also the best professional wre-
*FLASHING LIGHTS*
*ROCK MUSIC STARTS*
*MAN IN SPANDEX AND A CAPE ENTERS*
wrestlers former opponent : WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL BEST WRESTLER WAS AND I CHALLENGE YOUR CORPSE THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT 8/7 CENTRAL ONLY ON USA
cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

fav character: [kills someone]
me: aw