equiusz:
swaggy
suicidle:
i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath
ostracizedpoodle:
wanna make your girl feel special? sacrifice her
kiddwaynejohnson:
I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
