markdoesstuff:

vinebox:

The most intense pain in the world is burning yourself on a hot seatbelt buckle

this is art

angrylesbianmom:

whenever someone accidentally touches my butt and they end up being really hot

image

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

bansand:

alsyndor:

bansand:

has nickelodeon gone too far

Obviously someone airbrushed out the letters before cum

No

bansand:

alsyndor:

bansand:

has nickelodeon gone too far

Obviously someone airbrushed out the letters before cum

No

luanlegacy:

ph0king:

this could be us but you playin’

this worries me…

luanlegacy:

ph0king:

this could be us but you playin’

this worries me…

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

jfef:

if someone from the internet wants to meet me cool alright im down but i just hope they’re not expecting much cause im even uglier in person