snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

enchilacla:

the tables have turned.

enchilacla:

the tables have turned.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

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i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"