heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

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cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

motdef:

internet fossil

motdef:

internet fossil

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet