guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

waluigiappearsnonetheless:

mom: go to bed
me: can i watch one more video
mom: ok
me:image

IMPORTANT!!!

i’m going to film a video and i want to call some of my internet friends!!

if you would like me to call you (approximately around 2:30 EST)

please send me a message w/ your name, age, phone number, something you’d like to discuss + anything else

i won’t keep your phone number and bother you or anything but i think this would be fun! :) 

mcbitchtits:

HA
aduhm:

white lips, pale face, breathing in the snowflakes

aduhm:

white lips, pale face, breathing in the snowflakes

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*