girl: i fukin hate you
|—||Johnny Knoxville (via fluffynips)|
plans for the summer;
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom