ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

What's your major in college?
Anonymous

morosity:

stress

afvan:

amyohconnor:

This is Paris Hilton “raging” at Coachella in a barricaded area by herself. ☺♡♫


This is my favorite post

afvan:

amyohconnor:

This is Paris Hilton “raging” at Coachella in a barricaded area by herself. ☺♡♫

This is my favorite post

firelorcl:

fact: your dick changes colours depending on your mood

Straight White Boy Problem #92

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf

door:

um

door:

um