Once You Go Zack, You Never Go Back

corsetmaid:

my cats are mad at each other omfg cant breathe

magicconchshell:

seriously if you ever see me in public feel free to say hi i would be so so happy id probably cry from joy uoeno

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you

jpgay:

i only make friends incase one of them has a pool or trampoline

usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.