my cats are mad at each other omfg cant breathe
seriously if you ever see me in public feel free to say hi i would be so so happy id probably cry from joy uoeno
when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
i only make friends incase one of them has a pool or trampoline
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.