faeryies:

thanks

faeryies:

thanks

"Harry picked it up and stared at it, his heart twanging like a giant elastic band. No one, ever, in his whole life, had written to him."

conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box
ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

oblivi0s:

When you and you’re friend are trying to do something cool to impress someone and they fuck up

image

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

pecancat:

Stupid idiot baby

pecancat:

Stupid idiot baby