"Harry picked it up and stared at it, his heart twanging like a giant elastic band. No one, ever, in his whole life, had written to him."
ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS
When you and you’re friend are trying to do something cool to impress someone and they fuck up
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
Stupid idiot baby